From Jenny Davidson's link to the contest Paul Collins is having, comes this book title:

I think there is something very poignant about it.

Handles

Do people have handles?
No.
There's love-handles, obviously, and a possibility of getting a handle on someone.
But really, handles these are not.
So, for those of you with object design degrees or aspirations, create a handle with which you can pick up a person and carry them as a suitcase.