Do people have handles? No. There's love-handles, obviously, and a possibility of getting a handle on someone. But really, handles these are not. So, for those of you with object design degrees or aspirations, create a handle with which you can pick up a person and carry them as a suitcase.
Since Dave seems to be slacking lately, I figured I'd start posting music as well. This is a song from the 2006 album by Anja Garbarek 'Briefly Shaking.'